your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related
my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
when i see giveaways on my dash im just blown away like how do these people have all this great stuff in the first place and why are they letting other people take it. all i have is three eggs and a thimble and i wont even let u have that.
what do we want
when do we want them
Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via partybarackisinthehousetonight)